Gratitude 2

I am grateful for:

1) my high-ish alcohol tolerance;

2) good co-workers who've become friends over the last 4 years;

3) that Bertha-Nellie says she's "gonna make it anyhow";

4) the Spice Girls...they're not that bad;

5) Chris Keller, played by my Christopher Meloni, on OZ because he has shown me my ideal romantic partner. I want someone who'll kill for me, go to jail for me, fuck me, and is not afraid to give me a good shake when I get a little mouthy (not hitting, of course). As Jill Scott says during her live performance of "Crown Royal," "[He] loves my mind even when it's dirty." When I see him on screen, I literally melt into the comforter set.

6) my intake of fiber, although at times it might be too high.