How Big?

Chinese men are mystified by the size of my penis. Of course, they rarely see it, and I've never told them the measurements, yet they assume it's humongous because in the porn they've seen that's included black men, all of them are hung like freakin' donkeys.

Penis size is a private matter; I don't even tell my lovers (buddies) what is my size--I just show them ;-) So, when someone asks me the question, of course I duck it and turn the question around to them: so, how long is yours? They blush, and I giggle, and the topic is usually averted.

I was at the so-called sauna the other day (I swear I'll write about it!), and while there, a particularly portly gentleman decided that, while letting the water moisten his meaty parts, he would bring up pornography on the public computer.

What race were the featured participants in the flick? Why, take a wild guess.

I hate stereotypes. I hate when white folks think I can play basketball, dance very well, have an insanely large penis, and will rape them on the walk home (I'm using a stereotype to show my contempt for stereotypes--genius). I hate it also when Chinese people do it--when they don't see me as human but judge me by some warped idea that's made it over here--but I can't be so mad at them since they really don't know better.

Grr...even supposedly positive stereotypes get on my damn nerves.

After the fat dude started showing the movie, I was so disgusted that I left. Damn the 20kuai (3 dollar and some change) entry fee!

Peace out.